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A NEW IRISH DRAMA, 



SHAMROCK # ROSE, 

A Romantic Story of Irish Life during the Rebellion 
of '98, in four acts. 

By JOHN FITZGERALD MURPHY. 

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9 Cometrg in Etoo Sets 



BY / 

ST. CLAIR HURD 






BOSTON 
1891 




CHARACTERS. 

Mr. Frank Rice, in the consomme. 

Mr. Solomon '^KTYih-a, Hebrew batiker -who helps pull htm out. 

Mr. Phineas Vhvu^'E'l, stopped by Miss Stopper. 

Mr. Percy Vkiisim^ks, lawyer, counsel for the plaintiff. 

Miss Lucy Lowborn, in love with Frank. 

Miss Phcebe Sto^p)^k, who can't be stopped. 1-^^ / o C"^ 

Mrs. Percy Primmeks, in sympathy with Lucy. 

Sarah, servant to the Primtners. . 4^ a H J ^ cL 

Kitty, servant to Miss Stopper. 

Scene laid in New York City. 



Act L — Home of the Primmers. Evening. 

Act IL — Home of Miss Stopper. Morning. 



LIST OF PROPERTIES. 



Letter for Mrs. P.; letter for Prim, ; letter for Frank; pen, ink, and paper; 
photograph for Lucy, and newspaper ; book ; breakfast-service for two ; certifi- 
cate of deposit for Phunnel ; cigars ; embroidery for Mrs. P. 

Costumes. — Modern. 



Time — Present day. 



Time of presentation, one hour and a half. 




Copyright, 1891, by Walter H. Baker & Co. 
TMP96-0C655)6 



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ACT I. 

Scene. — Sitting-roofn in home of the Prifnmers, well fur- 
nished. Bookcase or library table, back l. c. Table, L. c, with 
lamp and writing materials. Chair, L. ; sofa, R. Door R. ajid 
L. Double door, c. Mr. Primmers discovered at table, c, writ- 
ing. At rising of curtain, enter Mrs. Primmers, \.. front c. 

Mrs. Primmers {laiighing ; holding up open letter'). Ha, ha, 
ha! here's another, Percy! There's nothing hke being in the 
swim ! {Sits r.) 

Primmers. How much is it, dear.? 

Mrs. p. How much is it ! Why, bless your heart, this is not 
a bill I Listen ! {Reads.) Mr. and Mrs. Solomon Nathan re- 
quest the pleasure of your company Monday evening. 

Prim. I expected that ! {J\ings bell.) 

Mrs. p. I love society, Percy, hnt please let us draw the line 
somewhere / {fTakes up work.) 

{Enter Sarah, Q..fro7n l.) 

Prim, {to Sarah). See that this is mailed to-nisht. 

Mrs. p. I have to meet a great many women whom it is hard 
even to tolerate, but that Mrs. Nathan and her lumpy daughter are 
absolutely overpowering. Why do you insist, Percy, on our accept- 
ing invitations from such people ? 

Mr. Prim. Policy, my dear, policy. My profession is not as 
yet sufficiently lucrative to allow me the privilege of choosing our 
acquaintances. Mr. Solomon Nathan, you know, is a leading 
member of the Wall Street banking-house of Schwartz Bros., and 
Nathan a man whose counsel is sought by investors and profes- 
sional men alike. To the one he dispenses advice ; to the other 
he introduces clients, or men of his numerous acquaintance who 
are likel}^ to become so. 

Mrs. p. But his family is utterly intolerable ! Such taste ! such 
vulgarity in manners and dress as that wife of his displays is 
shocking ! And the daughter! Did you notice her at Mrs. Love's 
the other evening .'' Her arms and hands looked for all the world 
as if they had been boiled. She is my conception of an heiress 
suddenly lifted into society by a rise in pork j and were she not a 
Jewess, I should certainly form the conclusion that her father had 
made his money sticking pigs. Ha, ha, ha ! 

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Prim. Ha, ha, ha ! Very good ! a Hebrew pork-packer ! No, 
my dear ; though I'll admit that Mr. Nathan's style is slightly sug- 
gestive of Baxter Street, he is an able financier and thoroughly 
reliable. His family must be tolerated for the sake of its head, 
and just now we are very much in need of his influence. Besides, 
Frank, the dear boy, expects me to push his suit to set aside his 
father's will. He, as you know, has retained me as principal coun- 
sel, and I have promised to use my influence with Nathan to 
secure a loan with which to carry on the suit. You'll remember 
Frank's father left the bulk of his property, mostly cash, to endow 
an orphan asylum, leaving his only son poor enough to enter it. 
We have good proof with which to establish a case of undue influ- 
ence and conspiracy on the part of one Phineas Phunnel, a whining 
crank who is the prime mover in the hospital scheme, and to 
whom the money was left in trust. Now, as we propose to use 
Nathan's influence and Nathan's money (if we can get it), it won't 
do to slight Nathan's estimable, though possibly vulgar, family, in 
the operation ! 

Mrs. p. Fm afraid, dear, you'll find it pretty hard getting 
money from him without good security. 

Prim. Ah, that's just it ! The letter I have just sent is addressed 
to him, and offers him a sufficiently tempting bait to insure his 
co-operation. 

Mrs. p. It does seem too bad that Frank's father should have 
ruined the boy's prospects. Poor Frank! He's so desperately 
in love, too! Ha, ha, ha! It amuses me to watch his face when 
he talks of that divine girl, as he calls her. I wonder, when they 
are married, if the divinity will all evaporate. Ah me, these foolish 
lovers ! 

{Enter Lucy and Frank Q.^froin l.) 

Lucy. Don't let us disturb you. {Goes to R., kisses Mrs. P. 
a7id shakes hands nvith Prim.) Good-evening, Mr. Primmers. 
Please excuse our breaking in on you so unceremoniously. 

Mrs. p. Let me take your cloak, Lucy. 

Lucy {i^oing to l.). No, I won't take off" my things, thank you ; 
we can only stop a minute. {Sits l.) 

Frank {coming forwa7-d\ It's a shame to disturb you, you 
look so comfortable. 

Prim. Not a bit of it. Glad to see you, my boy. {Goes L. to 
Lucy.) 

Mrs. p. Come and sit by me, Frank. {Sits r., sofa^ 

Lucy. Perhaps you are curious to know to what fortunate cir- 
cumstances you are indebted for this — this — 

Frank. Unseemly intrusion. 

Lucy. Thanks, Frank. You know he supplies the punctuation 
to all my speeches now. 

Frank. By Jove ! when she is talking, it's hard for me to get 
even a comma or semicolon in edgewise, — and never a period. 



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Mrs. p. I heard you punctuating one of her speeches the 
other evening. It sounded very much like — {makes sound of 
kissing). Ha, ha, ha! 

Lucy. The idea! {Goes to R., back of sofa.) 

Prim. Ha,. ha, ha! Don't blush, Miss Lowborn. {Goes to 
table, L. w. c.) 

Frank. Ha, lia, ha ! Preposterous/ 
■ Lucy. Perhaps you think 1 am incapable of blushing, Mr. 
Ivicc. The fact is, we met quite unexpectedly — 

Frank. Same as we did last night. 

Lucy. Well, you know we ^i'/V/meet unexpectedly, — because — 

Frank. I happened to be in waiting for you an hour earlier 
than you expected. 

Lucy. Dear me ; how particular you are ! {Goes to table, 

L. c.) 

Frank. You see, her aunt has an engagement to meet the 
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or something of 
the sort. 

Lucy. The Woman's Guard of Honor Society. 

Fra\k Same thing. Well, as her aunt objects to my society, 
we wished to avoid conflicting dates, and I was appointed a com- 
mittee of one to watch the house until her departure, and, as luck 
woukl have it, she started from home an hour earlier than usual. 
As there is a slight misunderstanding between their dog and 
myself, we concluded we had better take a walk and — 

Lucy. I su>^gested'that we inflict ourselves on you. 

Mrs. p. We are very glad you did. Percy and I were talking 
about you two people not a minute before you came in. 

Prim. Yes, we were discussing your affairs, Frank. {To 
Lucy.) I suppose you know Frank has a lawsuit on his hands ? 

Lucy. Oh, yes, indeed ! The boy talks to me of nothing else 
but plaintiff and defendant and lawyers' fees, until I almost feel 
that 1 know all about it. 

Mrs. p. And I have heard nothing for a week from Percy but 
speeches to the jury. {Rising.) Your honor. I appear as coun- 
sel for the plaintiff — ahem — Ha, ha, ha ! {Goes to table, l. c.) 

Frank. Have you got to that yet ? 

Prim, {coming to r.). Not quite; but I have looked up and 
si ted die law bearing on your father's will, and it appears to me to 
be the simplest thing in the world to have it set aside. Our great 
obstacle is need of funds, — for it will require funds and time. 
However, I have just written to a friend of mine, a prominent 
banker, asking for an appointment in the morning, and if my nego- 
tiations are successful, our iriend Phunnel must look to himself. 

Lucy {goim^ r. of s if a). I am out of patience with aunty! 
Since the advent of that man, our entire domestic economy has 
been upset. The house has been invaded by this committee and 
that society, and contrilnitions come pouring in for the heathen 
from every corner of the glo'oe. {Sits R.) 



Mrs. p. 
Prim. 



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Frank. The money those people raise would free Ireland! 
(^Rising, goes to L.) I heard Phunnel at a meeting the other 
evening {ijnitating hi?n). '' It is a noble work, my friends, requiring 
self-denial and earnest effort." And round goes the contribution- 
box, to raise money, I suppose, to buy seal-skin sacks for the Fiji 
Islanders I Ka, ha, ha! {Takes turn up stage L.) 

™ ^, > Ha, ha, ha! 
Together. \^^;^^^^^^, 

(Mrs. P. goes to table c.) 

Lucy. He has completely set aunty against Frank ; and Kitty, 
our servant, has instructions not to admit him. 

Frank (l). The dog has his instructions also. 

Prim, {going to l.). Never mind! we'll set you right before 
long. The first thing to do is to crush Phunnel. When that is 
accomplished, Miss Stopper will call off the dog, I've no doubt. 

{Enter Sarah, q. from l.) 

Sarah {Jianding Mrs. P. cards on salver^. A lady and gentle- 
man have just called ; here are their cards, Mum. 

Mrs. p. (c. reading cards). Miss Phcebe Stopper — Mr. 
Phineas Phunnel! {Looks with alarfn at Liccy.) 

Lucy. Aunty! 

Frank. Phunnel! To the fire-escape, — follow me ! {Rushes 
to R.) 

Mrs,, v. {laughing). No, no, Frank ! nof there — here! {Bi4s- 
tles them ojfl.. ; goes to R.) 

Miss Stop, {without). I know the way perfectly. 

{Enter Stopper ^W Phunnel, c.from l.) 

Stop. Ah, how fortunate to find you at home. Good-evening, 
Mr. Primmers. I called this afternoon, but your servant said you 
had gone out shopping. (Mrs. P. is about to speak.) Not a word, 
it's of no consequence. Phunnel, dismiss the carriage ! We were 
very fortunate in meeting a carriage. Phunnel hailed it, and here 
we are. {Sits r. ; exit Phunnel, c. to l.) 

Mrs. p. Won't you remove your things ? 

Stop. No, thank you ; we are on our way to a society meeting, 
and have but a few minutes to spare. 

Mrs. p. I'm glad to see you looking so well, Miss Stopper. 

Stop. Well, — I never felt v^^orse in my life, — my nerves are 
fairly shattered. 

Prim, {aside). It's a pitv her tongue isn't shattered. {Aloud.) 
I thought, when you came in, you didn't look quite yourself 

Stop. Not quite myself! I never felt tnore myself than I do 
this minute. I have a purpose in hfe, and, thank Heaven, the 
strength to carry it out. Now that we're here, whatever Phunnel 
may do or say, I'm not to be stopped until I have laid our plans 
before you. You haven't met Phunnel } It is my privilege to be 



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on the most intimate terms with him. Though we both seek the 
enhcrhtenment and uphftment unto better things of our fellow-man, 
we s"earch m different byways, think different thoughts, and pluck 
up different weeds in the great garden of humanity. In our difter- 
ent helds we plough and harrow our fellow-man, and we shall 
nut rest until we have harvested the crop, and gathered it mto our 
diiierent barns. 

1^^1M. {aside). I wish I could gather her into a barn ; 1 d burn 
tlie b,irn. 

Mrs. p. Your metaphor is beautiful. Miss Stopper ; m tact, it 
is — is — what shall I say } c • a 

Stop. Say notJiiiig ! It's of no consequence. But, my friends, 
you ivill know Phunnel. {Enter Phunnel, c. froin L. ; he sits 
gingerly K. of table.) Ah, here he is. Mr. Phunnel, allow me to 
introduce to you my young friends, Mr. and Mrs. Primmers. Sit 
down, Phunnel. Now. listen to me. 

Phux. My dear Miss Stopper, might I — 

Stop. Not a word ; it's of no consequence. 

Phun. But, the coachman — 

Stop. Well ? 

Phun. Intimated that \\\^ fare would be acceptable. 

Stop. Well! 

Phun. That's \\. — is it well ? I thought I'd ask you. 

Stop. What do you mean ? 

Pkim. {aside). Mr. Phunnel is rather a rapid com<ersationalist ! 

Phun. Why, I found I had left my pocket-book at home, and 
when I told the driver to wait till I got his fare from you, he said it 
was all xVAw, that he knew Mr. Primmers, and would charge it to him. 

Pkim. \aside). The devil ! {Aloud.) Quite right, my dear sir. 

Stop Nothing of the kind. {Producing pocket-book.) As it 
will be charo-ed \o you, Mr. Primmers, I insist on handing you the 
•imount As lie only carried us a few blocks, it can't be more than 
a - quarter " apiece ; here, sir, is the half-dollar. {Ojferingcoin.) 

Prim (aside). A half-dollar! he'll charge me three dollars if 
he charges me a cent. {Aloud.) My dear madam, you must excuse 
my taking the money ; perhaps Mr. Biunmell — 

'V\\\}^^ Phunnel, sir! , i • a 

Prim. Ah, yes ! perhaps Mr. Phunnel will see the driver, and 

hand him the half-dollar. 

Phun. {reaching for coin). I shall be delighted. ^ 

Stop, {returning coin to pocket-book). 1 think not ! it s ot no 
consequence. {Sorts papers in hand-bag.) 

Mrs p. {has been lookim^ off \.. anxiously: smiling knowingly 
at Prim.). My dear Miss' Stopper, pray excuse me a moment 
while 1 give an order to my servant. v T\/rT,c 

Stop. Certainly, madam. It's of no consequence, {hxi MRS. 
P L) Now my 'friends, listen to me! I have here {indicating 
Mp'er) an address which I am to deliver befoie the Woman s 
Guard of Honor Society this evening. Its subject is man! 



8 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 

Prim. An interesting subject. 

Phun. a mighty subject. 

Stop. Nothing of the kind. Interesting it ?7iay be, but mighty, 
never ! Man! what is man? I ask j^//, Phunnel, what is man ? 

Phun. Man t Ah, eh, — man .? Man is, eh, ah — 

Stop. You don't know. I will tell you. 

Prlm. {aside). The idea of asking an ass like that to define man ! 

Phun. I think, my dear Miss Stopper, that man is, eh, ah — 

Stop. Not a word, Phunnel: it's of no consequence. I havt 
here an exhaustive treatise on the s-ubject, — one which will aston- 
ish the world! But paramount to this, before and above all, is 
another problem, the solution of which is not so easy a matter. 
It is, What is Woman? 

Prlm. An interesting subject. 

Phun, A mighty subject. 

Stop. Mighty indeed, and interesting beyond all calculation. 
What is woman ? Oh, that I were a man ! 

Prim. Ha, ha, ha! 

Stop. Sir ! 

Prim. I merely smiled aloud at a passing thought. {Aside.) I 
think, if she were a man, Pd solve her problem in about a minute. 

Stop. I ask you, why is it I have not married 1 

Prim, {aside). Another problem easily solved. 

Stop. I asky^//, Phunnel, why? 

Phun. I think, my dear Miss Stopper, possibly because you 
are a woman. 

Stop. You are right, Phunnel. It is because I am a woman 
that I :A.mfree. I defy a?iy man to marry me. 

Prim. Ha, ha, ha \ 

Stop. I repeat, Oh, that I were a man ! Do you think I would 
hamper my usefulness by giving my time entirely to my own 
business? 

Prim. I think it hardly likely. 

Stop. To the sordid pursuits of life, forgetful of that higher, 
that nobler, work, for the performance of which we must every one 
of us give an account ? 

Phun. My dear Miss Stopper — 

Stop. Not a word, Phunnel! {Musingly.) I have drunk 
deeply from the fountain of Thought, rested on the shady banks 
that overlook the limpid stream of Progress, and, like Narcissus, 
have seen my image reflected in its bosom. 

Prim, {aside). I wish that, like Narcissus, she had fallen in 
and drowned herself. 

Stop. Did you speak, sir ? 

Prim. No, no, only a passing thought. 

Phun. My dear Miss Stopper, I, too, have a thought. 

Stop. Keep it, Phunnel ! 

Prim. Ha, ha, ha ! 

Stop. Sir? 



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Prim. I beg pardon ! but might I observe, Miss Stopper, that 
you seem to feel an enthusiasm — a — 

Stop. Enthusiasm I It is my Hfe ! Have you read " Looking 
Backward " ? 

Prim. Oh, yes, indeed! I think, however. Evolution will be 
pretty badly overworked, if forced to bring men to perfection on 
coti tract titne. 

Stop. Ah, it is to 7is, women of to-day, to whom the world 
nuist look tor progressive thought, for consistent action, for those 
softening, pure, and delightful influences, for the strength and will 
and power to crtish, to annihilate — to — to — to — 

Phun. To smash / 

Pkim. Ha, ha, ha ! 

Stop. Sir ! We have others' interests at heart besides our own. 
Oh, for words to express the sentiments that choke my utterance ! 

Prim, {aside). Oh, for words to choke her with ! 

Phun. My dear Miss Stopper, if you'll permit me, I, eh — was 
about to remark that the sentiments which— eh — as you say, 
choke j^/zr utterance, eh — ah — 

Stop. Well ? 

Phun. Ah — eh — seem to choke viifte also. 

Prim, {aside). This is indeed encouraging. (Phunnel looks 
at Prim, and sighs audibly; aloud.) 1 think, my dear Mr. Bum- 
fnell — 

Phun. Phunnel^ 's\x\ 

Prim. Ah, yes, Phunnel I I think, Mr. PJnmnel, that you 
only need encouragement to become a really fine orator. 

Phun. Ah ! my dear young friend, I need more : I need love. 
(Prim, laui^hs softly.) How beautiful it is to have the hope which 
love inspires ! and how transcendentally lovely it is to feel that 
that hope is sure o^ fruition. 

Prim. I should infer from your remarks that you contemplate 
matrimony. 

Stop. Since Mr. Phunnel has awakened your curiosity, Mr. 
Primmers, I will take it upon myself to satisfy it. I believe 1 have 
tbund in him the most suitable man to provide for and protect 
mv niece. 

'Prim. What! You don't mean to say ! Merciful heavens ! you 
can't consent to this man's marrying Lucy. 

Phun. My dear sir — 

Stop. Silence, Phunnel! Mr. Primmers, my sister's child will 
marry the man I choose for her! 

Prim. But this is monstrous I 

Stop. Sir! 

Prim. I beg your pardon, hvil — {Aside:) We must put a stop 

to this. 

{Enter Mrs. Primmers.) 

Stop, {rising). But enough ! I called this evening not to dis- 



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cuss my family aifairs, but to interest you and your wife in the 
work of our society. Mr. Phunnel also desires your aid in his 
hospital enterprise, of which you have doubtless heard. {Turfis 
and talks aside with Mrs. P.) 

Prim, {dryly). Yes, I believe I have. 

Phun. It is a fwble work, sir, requiring self-denial and earnest 
effort, and — 

Prim. And — money. 

Phun. We have some money, sir, but would like more. 

Prim. A good many of us are fixed the same way. {With 
i7itcHt.) I believe you had a legacy, an endowment — a — eh — 

Phun. Ah, yes. A kind friend left us his money to develop 
our plans — 

Prim. And left his only son — jiothing / 

Phun. A wild youth — untamed, in whom wealth would have 
bred destruction. 

Prim. I believe he intends to breed a little destruction without 

it. Are you prepared to stand a law-suit .'* 

Stop, S -t- .</ } Law-suit ! 
T, < lo^ether, y ^ .^ , 

Phun. \ ^ > Law-suit! 

Phun. It will take jnoney to bring a law-suit, sir! 

Prim. No matter. Of course you'll be prepared for a foolish 
display of self-interest on the part of Mr. Frank Rice in the 
matter "^ 

Stop, /should think so. Mr. Frank Rice, indeed! Why, the 
beggerly little Sniffie-snalfle hasn't a cent to bless himself with. 
Let him look to himself, sir ; let him and his friends look to them- 
selves^ sir. I am a woman of few words. I wish you to under- 
stand, sir, that I have heard of Mr. Frank Rice's attentions to my 
niece, and have ordered him, ordered him, sir, to darken my door 
again at his peril. I wish you good-evening, sir. Your arm^ 
Phunnel. 

{Exit Stop. a7id Phun., c. to l. Enter Nathan, who runs into 
thejn. He is in full evenijig dress.) 

Nath. a toil sand ^2irdons, my dear madam, I beg — 
Stop. Not a word, sir ; it's of no consequence. 

{Exit c. to L.) 

Mrs. p. (r.) \ Xo^.tj^,^ \ Ha, ha, ha! 
Prim. (L.) ^logetner.)^ Ha, ha, ha! 

Nath. She's a regular cyclone. My dear friends, I'm glad to 
see you enjoying all the comforts of home. Rather a stiff breeze 
blowino; round to-night. 

Mrs. p. Ha, ha, ha! Yes, it has been quite windy for a tmie. 
How do you do, Mr. Nathan ? {They shake hands.) 

Nath. (c). I had a box at the German Opera to-night, and 
after the first act I got tired and thought I would run over and call 
on you. {Sits.) I don't like Wagner anyhow; they say my taste 



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is not educated up to it, so I like to take it in small doses till I get 
used to it. 

Mrs. p. Oh, Mr. Nathan! Don't you enjoy Wagner.? I 
adore him! 

Nath. Well, as Bill Nye says, "He's not so bad as he 
sounds." Look at it. The music begins soft and easy like {itni- 
tating leader), when bang ! ! — crash I ! ! — bang ! ! ! — and the first 
tiling you know, you're waked up! 

Prim. Why, you don't mean to saj' you go to sleep ? 

Mrs. p. Ha, ha, ha! what an idea! 

Nath. Well, you just get into a quiet chain of thought when 
suddenly there's a crash, and the destruction begins. It's worse 
liian a bank failure. 

Mrs. p. I'm afraid, Mr. Nathan, you don't appreciate the d7'a- 
inatic fire of Wagner's music. 

Nath. That's it! It's just like a fire. I can hear the flames 
roar and the walls fall in. 

Mrs. p. Ha, ha, ha! Quite realistic. 

Prim. What is the opera to-night.-* 

Nath. An — An/uuiser, I think. 

Mrs. p. You mean Tannhduser. Ha, ha, ha! 

Nath. I guess that was it. By the way, you mustn't forget 
Mrs. Nathan's reception Monday night. We're going to have the 
Hungarian orchestra, and Wagner won't be in it. 

Mrs. p. You know, Mr. Nathan, Wagner wrote his music for 
t!ie future. 

Nath. Well, his notes ain't due yet. Speaking of notes, I 

heard a good story to-day. {Tells story.) You know Dahlman, 

Gierschoffer, and Spiegel, of Broadway? Well, they fail last 

week. Dahlman's brother Isaac was one of the principal creditors. 

Dahlman called Isaac into his office, and says he, " If you'll ao-ree 

to the settlement weVe going to offer, we'll make you a preferred 

creditor." '• What is it.? " said Isaac. " We offer 50 cents on the 

dollar, and give our notes for three months." What could he do.? 

" All right," says Isaac, " Til take it." Yesterdav he went in for 

his money. " We have no money for you," says Dahlman. " Good 

iieavens!" says Isaac, "I thought you made me 7i preferred crtd- 

itor .? " " So we did," says Dahlman ! " We've given our notes to 

t ree other fellows, payable in three months! Now, when those 

notes become due those fellows won't get a cejit, but it will take 

tnem three months to find it out ; yo7i know it nowy 

Mrs. p. 5 T,^,,/,,,, \ Ha, ha, ha! 
DnTn, \ J o^etner. > tt ' 1 1 . 

Prim. ( ^ S "a, ha, ha! 

Prim. That's the way he preferred him, eh ? Won't you have 
a smoke, Nathan ? {Offers cigar.) 

Nath. Thank you, I believe I will, if Mrs. Primmers don't 
object .? 

Mrs. p. Oh, not at all! I rather enjoy cigar-smoke. Be kind 
enough to excuse me, Mr. Nathan ; I wish to order some lunch, 
and shall expect you to join us. 



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Nath. I sha,U be most happy ! 

(Exii Mrs. P., c. fo l.) 

Prim. (c. lighting cigar). I'm glad you called to-night, Nathan. 
I sent you a letter which of course you couldn't have received. 
The fact is, I have a very important suit on hand, in which over 
one hundred thousand dollars are involved. My client has nc 
means, and I am unable to advance any. We have a clear case 
and are willing to divide handsomely with anyone who will lend uf 
the money to push it. 1 think that is putting it straight, and tc 
the point. 

Nath. (r.) That was clearly put and business-like, my friend ! 
There was one point not so clear ; who was you going to borrow 
the money of .-* It's all very well to have a good case, my friend ; 
but what you want is a good business jury as can see the case ! 
Who was the plaintiff, and who was the defendant? Suppose the 
defendant got the case, — what you got ? — noding ! 

Prim. But the defendant in this suit has not the shadow of a 
chance to retain this money ; for we are prepared to clearly prove 
conspiracy and fraud, and that this Phineas Phunnel — 

Nath. Phineas Phunnel, luhat ! 

Prim. Is the defendant in the suit ? 

Nath. {i?i great glee). Ha, ha, ha! that is good, that is great! 
{Goes to L.) 

Prim. What do you mean ? (Crosses to R.) 

Nath. Ha, ha, ha ! Why, his agent deposited over a hundred 
tousand dollars with our house this morning, with instructions tc 
invest ten tousand dollars in electric stock. Ha, ha, ha ! 

Prim. Well ! 

Nath. The balance was to go on deposit (without interest, 
mind), until a suitable investment could be found for it. Ha, ha, 
ha! 

Prim. But I don't see yet what you are amused at. 

Nath. Don't see! Of course you don't see, my friend! Lister, 
to me ! You want to sue Phineas Phunnel to recover money ob 
tained, you say, by fraud, and you have a good business case.-* 

Phim. That's it ; well? 

Nath. You want to borrow money to carry on the case ? Mi 
Phineas Phunnel has deposited this money with me ; what do J 
do ? Why, I lend you Phineas Phunnel's money to sue Phineas 
Phunnel with I Ha, ha, ha ! 

Prim. Ha, ha, ha ! But stop ! This money was left to Phunnel 
for the express purpose of founding an orphan asylum ! 

Nath. Jiminy Isaacs, is that so? 

Prim. Now, if we can prove that he has converted one cent of 
it to his own use, we not only win our case, but can send him over 
the road for a term of years ! 

Nath. That will settle Phunnel, eh? 



COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 13 

{Enter Mrs. P. c.fro7n l.) 

Prim. I must tell you, Nathan, that not only a large sum of 
money, but the happiness of two young people, depends on your 
co-operation. The fact is, my client is in love with the niece of 
that confounded spinster with whom you colHded when you came 
in. 

Nath. You mean the cyclone .-* 

Prim. Yes ! This Phunnel has wormed himself into her confi- 
dence, and not satisfied with robbing my client of his fortune, pro- 
poses to rob him of the girl he loves ! 

Mrs. p. (r.) Why, Percy, what are you saying? 

Prim. Only what Miss Stopper told me herself, that she intends 
to marry Lucy to this Phunnel ! 

Mrs. p. Horrible ! 

Prim. It is war to the knife now! 

{Ejtter Sarah, c.from L.) 

SA.RAH. Madam, lunch is served! 

Mrs. p. Come, gentlemen ! 

Nath. {offer mg arm to Mrs. P.). May I have the pleasure? 

{Exit Mrs. P. on Nath's ami^ c. to l.) 

{Enter Frank and Lucy l.) 

Prim, {going). Come, young people. 

Frank. Excuse us, Percy, please. {Sits r.) 

Lucy. Yes, Mr. Vx'wxwn^x?,^ please excuse us! {Waves hand 
as if to silence objections. Frank sits dejectedly r. Lucy at 
table., c.) 

Prim. Excuse me, then, wonU you ? {Exit Prim. c. to l.) 

Lucy. You look lovely in repose, Frank, hwX please don't go to 
sleep ! Come here, and I'll show you the picture. 

Frank {rising, crossing to l.). By Jove, Lucy! Pm tired of 
being hunted from pillar to post the way we are {going to lie?'). 
Here I am in love with the most divine girl, and {pulling out 
his pockets^ financially broke at the same time! {Walks Jip 
stage L.) 

Lucy. Don't say broke, Frank ; it's slangy! 

Frank {coming forward l.). How'll busted do ? 

Lucy. Ha, ha, ha ! Well, of the two, 1 think I prefer broke. 

Frank. Well, there's precious little choice ; they amount to 
about the same thing ! To think my poor old father could have 
been so thoughtless as to leave me without a dollar, merely to 
allow me the supreme felicity of earning my daily bread {cross- 
ing L.). Ha, ha, ha! By Jove! It strikes me rather funny! 
My money gone to endow an orphan asylum, and nothing left for 
me but to apply for admission. 

Lucy. Ha, ha, ha! Fancy you in an institution, supported by 
your expectations, with Phunnel for teacher ! 



14 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 

Frank. Don't mention that man's name, or I'll have him 
shot! 

Lucy. Don't have him shot^ Frank ; it'll only complicate matters. 
You must rely on Mr. Primmers to straighten out your affairs. 

Frank (r. c). Yes! Percy says I've got a good case, but 
what's the good of a case with nothing to put in it.-* I think it's 
a case of two souls with but a single income, and that belongs 
to your con — I mean your excellent aunt! And she says we 
must part, and stay parted. Confound it ; it's enough to drive a 
man to work ! (c.) 

Lucy {crossing to sofa R., sits). Be patient, Frank, dear. 
Aunty will see your virtues as I see them, some day. 

Frank {after a pause, suddenly). I say, Lucy, how's your 
heart 1 I mean, does it beat .'' No, no, confound it, I don't mean 
that ! 

Lucy, Ha, ha, ha ! My heart is, I believe, in perfect order. 
You know my aunt says I inherit good lungs (and I suppose heart 
too) from her side of the family. 

Frank. I'll warrant you didn't inherit anything else from her 
side of the family long enough to keep it. But tell me, Lucy, do 
you love me ? {Goes back of sofa.) 

Lucy. Do you think I'd be here if I didn't love you, Frank } 

Frank {dejectedly). Ah ! but it doesn't hurt you the way it 
does me. My love for you is meat and drink to me. 

Lucy {looking up into his face mischievously). Is it, Frank ? 
Ha, ha, ha! I'm afraid you can't live long on such a slim diet 
{goes to c). 

Frank {crossing to l.). She mocks me, cruel girl! {Tragic- 
ally.) 

Lucy {putting hands on his shoulder). I'm not mocking you, 
Frank, dear, and I do love you, you must know that. But your 
difficulties cannot become lessened by adding to them, and it is 
because I love you that I counsel you to patience. 

Frank. But your aunt ! How do I know what influence will 
be brought to keep us apart. 

Lucy. You can trust me, can't you, Frank ? My aunt is not an 
unjust woman, thouuh misguided, I fear, by unscrupulous people, 
Mr. Phineas Phunnel among them. 

Frank. Confound that snivelling idiot ! He shall answer for 
every minute's separation he causes us. But if you'll promise to 
help me, I promise that your love shall be my sun, and that each 
little twinkling star that twinkles round that sun, shall — shall — 

Lucy {mischievously). Shall twinkle for me., Frank .'* Ha, 
ha, ha ! 

Frank. Ha, ha, ha ! I'm not much on poetry, but I can play 
short-stop with any fellow I know. But we must be going if we 
want to get home before your precious aunt ; and, by the way, I 
believe I'll just kiss you good-night now. {Kisses her) 



COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 15 

{Enter Prim, hurriedly q. from l.) 
Prim Your aunt has returned, and is raising a deuce of a row. 
1 told her you were not here, but she insists on searching the 
house. Here— go in there! {Bustles them off i.:) 

Miss Stop, (without). Don't tell me. {Enter Stop c.fro?ni..) 
So sir ! you have dared to lie to me, sir ! Not a word sir. Your 
servant admits that my niece and that good-for-nothmg Frank 
Rice came into this house. Produce them, sir ! I shall not budge 
an inch until you produce them, sir. {Stts c.) 

(Frank looics out l. cautioicsly; Prim, motions htm logo while 
he holds aunfs attention. Exit Frank and Lucy c. to l.) 

Prim. But my dear Miss Stopper ! , 

Stop. Silence, sir ! Produce them, sir. It is not enough that 
vou choose to consort with that young reprobate, but you must 
allow him to compromise a young girl's honor by l^n"g>n§^^^^,^ 
here. {Begins to cry.) Oh, that my poor sister's child should 
have come to this ! {Sobbing.) 

Prim. But my dear madam ! ^ ^ , .1 . • 

Stop. Silence, s\r\ Produce \.htr^, s\v\ Bring forth that mis- 
guided girl and her wretched lover, and FU mix ///;// a dose that 
will cure his love, Fll warrant you {noise without) ; as tor her 
— mercy, what is that ! 

{Enter Nath. wildly, Q.from l.) 

Nath. Where is Phunnel, where is Phunnel ! Fve been robbed, 
I've been robbed ! 

Stop. ^""^^^^^W {Together:) 

Prim. Robbed ! S "^ "^ \ 

Nath. Yes, robbed ; where is Phunnel.'' 

Prim Whv, vou don't suspect him ? . , , . . 

NATH. No! no! A messenger, he just come _w,th th,s note 
teCt me to cime to the bank at once ; oh, ^yhere is Phunnel ? 

PiUM. What about Phunnel, man ? Speak . „...,„„„„„ 

Nath. Why, the bank has been broken mto, and all the money 
Phunnel's agent left on deposit this mornmg has been stolen! 
( Takes hat and coat.) , , , 

Stop. Mercy ! Then Lucy and I are beggars. 

{Enter Mrs. P. c.from l.) 

Prim. What do you mean ? ,, , • ^^ t 

Stop! That all my money is with Phunnel's, and we are rmned ! 
{Falls into chair, Nath. rushes out c. to l.) 

curtain. 



l6 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 



ACT II. 

SCENE. — Sitiing-roo7n in home of Miss Stopper. Breakfast 
set for two on small table R., sofa L. Tables and chairs at back. 
Entrance R., L. and c. Miss Stopper and Lucy discovered at 
breakfast-table, having just finished. Lucy looking over morn- 
ing paper. 

Stop. What does it say about it, Lucy? 

Lucy {absejitly). About what, aunty ? Oh, about the robbery ! 
(J^ooks through paper. Stop. 7'ings bell.) Ah ! Here it is ! 

{Enter Kitty, r.) 

Stop. You may clear the table, Kitty. (7i? Lucy.) Read it, 
dear. (Kitty clears table, and puts on it book, pen, ink, and 
paper.) 

LiiCY {reads). "Daring Bank Burglary! Schwartz Brothers 
and Nathan the Victims ! Over a hundred thousand dollars stolen ! 
A Wall Street Mystery ! — Last night at an early hour Officer Harris, 
while making his rounds, thought he noticed (as he says) some- 
thing peculiar about the lights in the banking-house of Schwartz 
Brothers and Nalhan, Wall Street. The usually bright interior 
was only dimly lit by a few flickering gas-jets, the electric ligiits 
having been entirely shut off. The banking company employs no 
watchman on account of the exposed position of the vaults, and 
the fact that the offices are always well lighted. On investigation 
the officer found the street door unlocked, and immediately gave the 
alarm. It was soon learned that a robbery had been commit- 
ted. The vault was found to be open, the combination was intact, 
and the inner door of the vault had evidently been unlocked ! 
Suspicion at once seemed to point to some one in the employ of the 
bank. The bank officials are very reticent as to the amount taken, 
but it is believed to be very large. Mr. Solomon Nathan, the presi- 
dent, stated to a Siin reporter that a package containing upwpn's m 
a hundred thousand dollars had been taken, but could not say hn\' 
much more until the arrival of Mr. Little, the casliier. The strangest 
phase of the case is the fact that the contents of the inner safe 
seem to be undisturbed, with the exception of the package men- 
tioned. That it should have been taken, and others of large 
amounts left, deepens the mystery. Mr. Little was seen at his resi- 
dence on West 55th Street, He was not prepared to make a state- 
ment, he said, and was wholly unable to throw any light on the 
matter." {Throwing dow7i paper.) Mr. Solomon Nathan ! Why, 
he's quite intimate with the Primmers. 

Stop. The Primmers seem to be quite intimate with everybody 



COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 1 7 

{rising). Lucy, I'm going down town, and I wish you to remain 
here till my return. 

Lucy {rising, going to Stop. ; putting arm affectionately 
around her). Aunty, you look tired, and not a bit well ; please 
stay home this morning. You need rest, dear. I'll read to you, 
and we'll be so comfortable and jolly ! 

Stop, {kissing her). I'm all right, child, but a little worried. 
Bring me my things; I have a little business to attend to and 
sha'n't be long, aftd, send Kitty to me. 

Lucy {going). Some new charity enterprise. {Exit Lucy, r.) 

Stop. I must see Phunnel at once. Lucy must not know that 
our income is compromised. Dear, dear! I'm afraid there's 
trouble ahead for the child. 

{Ejiter Kitty, r.) 

Kitty. Do you want me, mum ? 

Stop. Yes. I'm going out, Kitty; if any one calls, tell them 
I'll be back soon, and — listen to me — if Mr. Frank Rice calls, 
tell him we're not at home. Do you hear? not at home! If he 
insists on seeing us, shut the door in his face, and keep it shut ! 

Kitty. I'll do so, mum. 

Stop. That is all. 

{Exit Kitty, c. to l. ; enter Lucy, r.) 

Lucy {brings aimfs things, and helps her on with them). 
There you are, aunty ! {Smooths dress.) 

Stop, {going, returns and kisses Lucy). Good-by, child! 
{Going.) 

Lucy. Good-by, aunty ! 

{Enter Kitty, c.from L.) 

Kitty. Mr. Percy Primmers ! {Exit Kitty, c. to l. ; enter 
Primmers, c.from l.) 

Prim. Ah, ladies, good-morning ! Just going out? Then, I'm 
just in time. {Comes down c.) Has Mr. Phunnel been here this 
morning ? 

(Stop, r.. Prim, c, Lucy on sofa, l.) 

Stop. He has not. I'm now going to call on him. 

Prim. Ah, then I think I can be of some service to you ! I 
have just received a message from Mr. Solomon Nathan, request- 
\x\^^ my presence at the bank on a matter of business that may 
interest you. You are likely to find Mr. Phunnel there also. As 
last night's robbery cannot affect the bank's solvency, we have 
determined to push our suit against Phunnel. I would suggest 
the advisability of your closing up any business matters with that 
gentleman likely to prove prejudicial to your interests in the event 
of our winning. 

Stop. You say "^w?" suit, sir? 

Prim, {smiling). Well, yes. Our, I think, is the correct 



1 8 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 

word. Of course, Mr. Rice is the most interested, and next to 
him, possibly myself, since my professional reputation is involved. 
And — 

Stop, (^satirically). Mr. Rice's numerous creditors would 
naturally come tiext. 

Prim, {laiiglmig). Very cleverly put. Yes, possibly. But his 
debts are not large. Besides, the main obstacle in our way has been 
removed by Mr. Nathan, who has generously offered to supply us 
with the money needed. 

Stop. What interest can Mr. Solomon Nathan have in this 
suit, sir .'' 

Prim. A purely business one. He considers our case suffi- 
ciently strong to warrant him in speculating on it a little. {Sfnil- 
ing, and looking with intent at Lucy.) There are others interested 
in Mr. Frank Rice's prospects — but no more of that now. I 
have a carriage at the door and would be glad of 3'our company 
down town. 

Stop, (^stiffly). Thank you! {To Lucy.) Good-by, dear! 
{Kissing her.) 

Lucy. Good-by, aunty ! Good-morning, Mr. Primmers ! 

{Exit Stop., c. to l.) 

Prim. Good- morning, Miss Lowborn ! {Slips letter contain- 
ing photograpJi in her hand. Exit Prim., c. to l.) 

Lucy. From Frank ! {Kissing letter, afid coniifig dowji stage.") 
Dear me, how strange aunty seems ! She's not herself at all. I 
haven't heard her scold Kitty once this morning. {Opens letter.) 
She seems to be the only one able to see Mr. Phineas Phunnel's 
virtues. The horrid old sneak, how I detest him ! {Holding up 
photograph; sits on sofa.) Dear old Frank ! I wish aunty wouldn't 
be so hard on you! {Kissijig photograph.) Dear old Frank! 
You dear {kisses photograph), stupid {kiss), sweet {kiss), old 
darlincr ! I love you anyway, even if you aren't a poet ! {Address- 
ing photoc^raph". Enter 'Phunnel, who stands in door, c.) 
When we 'are married and comfortably settled in our own little 
home, ril teach you to mind your P's and Q's ! You sha'n't stay 
out nights, you bad boy, and you can't play short-stop any more ! 

Phun. Ahem ! 

Lucy {J7mipin(r up, and hiding photograph and letter). What 
do you mean, you horrible man, by stealing in on one like a 
spectre ? 

Phun. Do I contemplate Innocence communing with herself? 
How sweet to contemplate Innocence in any form ! 

Lucy {crossin^^ to r.). It innst be quite a treat to some people ! 

Phun. You are youncr and beautiful. My heart hungers for 
the voung and the beautiful. 

l^\JCY\drvlv). Thank you. Mr. Phunnel, you flatter me! 
Won't you be seated ? Aunty has gone out, but will be back 
shortly. 



. COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. I9 

Phun. (sits L. gingerly, looking straight at audience ; Lucy 
takes book and sits R. of table, R, ; conceals letter in book and 
begins to read; Phun. regards her as if making up his mind to 
speak). Ahem ! 

Lucy (^looking up). Did you speak ? 

Phun. No-o. 

Lucy. Oh, 1 thought you did ! 

Phun. {after a pause, sighs audibly). Ah-h. 

Lucy. Aren't you well .'' 

Phun. My heart is sick. 

Lucy {absently). Have you tried digitalis? 

Phun. How.? 

Lucy. Nothing. 

Phun. {si^hs very loud). Ah-h ! 

Lucy. Ha, ha, ha ! {Covers her face with book, and peeping at 
him.) 

Phun. {rising and crossing to her). How sweet are the uses of 
adversity ! 

Lucy {absently). Are they? I hadn't noticed it. {Looking 
up, and pretending to recollect herself) Oh, — what were you 
saying, Mr. Phunnel ? My thoughts were miles away. 

Phun. You seem interested in your book. May I ask what it 
is you are reading? 

Lucy {resting book on her lap). Oh, yes! It's a love story. 
You see, a lovely young girl is in love with such a nice young man. 
Well, the young lady lives with her aunt, and is kept away from 
the young man she loves through the influence of an old fool of 
a man, who tells horrid stories about him, — to the aunt, you 
know ! This old cra7tk of a man bores everybody to death he 
comes near, and — oh, it's just awfully interesting! {Resiutting 
her book, and smiling behijid it.) 

Phun. {aside). I wonder what she means ! {Aloud.) My 
dear Miss Lowborn, I have something on my mind. 

Lucy. Is it possible ? 

Phun. Something of importance to tell you. 

Lucy. Won't it keep till aunty comes ? It won't ? Very well, 
then. {Lays down book, and makes a great show of preparing 
herself to listen.) Now, then, I'm all attention, sir. 

Phun. {embarrassed). It may surprise you, my dear Miss 
Lowborn, that in one of my years the tender sentiment of love 
should have taken root. 

Lucy. How interesting! 

Phun. But — but. eh, ah — I'm afraid I tire you ? 

Lucy. Oh, no., Mr. Phunnel ! You positively rest me. 

Phun. Do 1 ? I'm so glad ! {Hesitates.) 

Lucy. You were saying, Mr Phunnel ? 

Phun. Oh, ves-s-eh — {Smiles foolishly.) 

Lucy {merri'lv). Ha. ha, h:i ! Funny., isn't it? 

Phun. {soberly). May I ask to what you refer? 



20 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 

Lucy {hurriedly). Oh, no! I mean — sad, isn't it? 

Phun. {sighs deeply, takes turn across stage to L. ; LuCY covers 
her face with handkerchief and laughs softly'). As I remarked 
before, you may be surprised to learn that in one of my years the 
tender sentiment of love should have taken root. 

Lucy {aside). Evidently studied. {/I loud.) I don't remem- 
ber your having remarked that before. {Aside.) I wonder if he 
can take a hint! {Aloud.) Hadn't you better sit down, M 
Phunnel ! You look tired. 

Phun. (r.). My dear Lucy, is it possible you don't know ho 
madly in love I am .'' {Tries to take her hand.) 

Lucy {avoiding him and going to L.). I feel deeply sorry for 
you, Mr. Phunnel, but — don't you think it's very 'wa?'?n here? 
{Aside.) What shall I do ? 

Phun. Don't pretend to misunderstand me, Lucy. . I love you 
{trying to take her ha?id), I love you with all my heart ! 

Lucy {avoidifig him, and bursting out laughing). Me ? — love 
me ? Ha, ha, ha ! Ha, ha, ha ! I thought it was aicnty ! 

Phun. {showing his teeth. Aside). She laughs at me, insolent 
hussy ! {Aloud.) Come, you must, you shall answer me. I love 
you ! {Seizes her in his arms, and forcibly kisses her.) 

Lucy. Oh ! {Screams.) 

{Enter Frank, c.from l.) 

Frank. Hello, what's this ? {Seizes Phunnel by the throaty 
and throws him violently to the floor's^. ; \J6Q.Y falls into Frank's 
ar7ns sobbing.) What is it, Lucy ? has he dared f 

Lucy. He has shamefully insulted me! 

Phun. {rising to his feet). You shall answer for this, sir! 

Frank {seizing him by throat and shaking him). You miser- 
able cur, I'll make a three-base hit off your miserable carcass if 
you don't instantly beg the young lady's pardon. Down on your 
knees {forcing him on his knees). Now — out with it ! 

{Enter Stop., c. from l.) 

Stop. What is the meaning of this scene ? Phunnel, rise ! Go 
to your room, miss. (Phunnel regains his feet, and sits wearily 
L. ; Lucy throws kiss at Frank as she goes out; Stop, sternly 
cotiteniplating group. Exit LuCY, c. to L.) 

Stop, {to Frank). Now, sir, may I ask your business in this 
house ? 

Phun. My dear Miss Stopper — 

Stop. ^'zV^^^^, Phunnel! (T".? Frank.) Explain yourself, sir ! 
How did you gain entrance to this house, and by what right are 
you here ? 

Phun. I think he's a burglar, an assassin ! (Frank makes a 
dash at Phun. ; Stop, steps between them ; Phun. rushes behind 
chair ^ 

Stop, {to Frank). How dare you, sir ! (Frank makes 
another dash at Phun.) 



COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 21 

Phun. You shall answer for this, sir! 

Stop. Silence, Phunnel ! (Frank 7nakes another dash at 
Phun., who falls behind chair.) 

Phun. Murder ! 

Frank ingoing to l.). Ha, ha, ha! 

Stop, {beside herself). This is an outrage, sir! Again I ask 
you to explain yourself, sir. 

Frank. Compose yourself, my dear madam, and I'll try to set 
your mind at rest. (Stop, sits L. of table). You are aware that 
I love your niece. 

Stop. That matter has been discussed before, sir! I wish you 
to avoid any further reference to it. What I do want to know, 
and what I will know, sir, is what brings you here against my 
express orders '^. Be brief, sir ! 

Frank. I will be brevity itself, madam. I have learned from 
Mr. Percy Primmers that your money was involved in last night's 
robbery. (Phun. starts to go; Frank motions him to remain.) 
I wish you to remain, Mr. Phunnel : what I have to say I desire 
you to hear ! 

Phun. Am I to be ordered .? 

Stop. Sit down, Phunnel. Well, sir, proceed. 

Frank. While you care nothing for the love I bear your niece, 
you are certainly interested in protecting your interests and hers. 
I have just come from the bank, where I certainly expected to find 
Mr. Phunnel. It is a matter of surprise to Mr. Solomon Nathan 
and all concerned, that, while Mr. Phunnel would seem to be the 
most interested in the amount stolen, and the effect its loss may 
have on the bank's solvency, he has been so far the hardest to find. 
Perhaps he can explain this satisfactorily. I have but a word more 
to say. I arrived in time to be a witness to a scene : I shall have 
the occasion to call your attention to Mr. Phunnel at my earliest 
convenience. I wish to say further, that a clew has been found to 
the bank robbery (Phun. starts), and that the apprehension of 
the thief is only a question of a very short time. I have the honor 
to wish you good-morning ! {Bows. Exit c. to L.) 

Stov. {rising). Insolent puppy ! 

Phun. {aside). He says they have a clew. {Laughs softly.) 

Stop. Now, Mr. Phunnel, perhaps j<?// can tell me the meaning 
of all this? 

Phun. My dear Miss Stopper — 

Stop. Sit do7un, Phunnel! / have been to the bank where I 
saw your agent ; I don't like that man ! 

Phun. My dear Miss — 

Stop. Silence, sir ! Allow me to finish. I gave you orders to 
invest my money with yours, and have just learned that you re- 
ceived a deposit certificate for the entire amount in your own 
name ! 

Phun. My dear Miss Stopper, simply for convenience, ah, my 
agent will hand you a check — 



22 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 

Stop, /think not! I have been advised to secure my mon • 
before the entire deposit is a/tached hy Mr. Frank Rice's attorm 
in his suit against you. {Rmgs bell, and looks in hand-bag.') 

Phun. {aside). They won't find much of my money to attacl 
{Laughs softly.) 

Stop, {producing check). Here, sir ! oblige me by writing a 
check for fifteen thousand three hundred dollars, payable to me. 

{Enter Kitty, Q.from l.) 

Kitty. Did you ring, mum ? 

Stop. If any one calls, Kitty, let them wait for me here. 

Kitty. Yes, mum. 

Stop. Mr. Phunnel, we can finish our business in the library. 
{Exit Stop, and Phun., r.) 

Kitty. Sure what a mornin' this has been ; first one and ther 
the other. I thought a cyclone had struck me entirely when tiiat 
Mr. Frank Rice came in. Shut the door in his face, indeed. Sure 
he put one foot in the minute I opened it, and the rest of him fol- 
lowed in a jiffy {pulling coiji from pocket). Bad luck to him for 
giving me this {bites it), a fifty cent piece too. 

{Enter Lucy and Mrs. P., c. from l.) 

Lucy. I'm so glad you've come. Kitty, where is aunty ? 

Kitty. She's in the library with Mr. Phunnel, miss. {Exit c. 
to L.) 

Lucy {aside). Closeted with that reptile again ! Sit down 
here, Mrs. Primmers. (Mrs. P. sits c. ; Lucy on stool at her feet.) 
Now, then, I can talk to you comfortably. I've such heaps oi 
things to tell you. 

Mrs. p. But first tell me how you got home last night. I tolc^ 
Percy there would be a storm at your house. Ha, ha, ha! 

Lucy. Ha, ha, ha! It wasn't bad at all. Frank brought me 
home in a carriage, and I was all nicely tucked up in bed before 
aunty came. Poor aunty ! She looked so worried, and was really 
so tired, she almost forgot to scold me. This morning Mr. Prim- 
mers called. 

Mrs. p. Was Percy here ? 

Lucy. Yes. He and aunty rode down town together, and she 
returned just in time to catch Frank here. 

Mrs. p. The audacious young scamp! He's braver than 1 
thought. 

Lucy. And he's as nice and good as he is brave. 

Mrs. p. {smiling). Oi course he is. Ha, ha, ha! And you 
know he's in love with the most divine girl in the world. {Laugh- 
ing.) 

Lucy. Please don't make fun of me. I don't know what I should 
have done this morning but for him. What would you say if I 
told you I had had a proposal } 

Mrs. p. I should think it likely if Frank — 



COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 23 

Lucy. Oh, no! Not Frank {rising). No Jess a personage 
than our friend Mr. Phineas Phunnel. Ha, ha, ha ! {Goes from 
laughing to crying ; sobs.) 

Mrs. p. Mr. Phineas Phunnel! Ha, ha, ha ! {Seeing Lucv 
in tears.) But what's the matter, dear ? Come tell me all about it. 

Lucy. The horrid thing had the meanness to insult me. 

Mrs. p. He ought to be horse-whipped! 

Lucy. He will be. Frank's going to ! 

{Enter Kitty, c.from l.) 

Kitty. Mr. Solomon Nathan. {Exit c. to l. ; enter Nath., 
C.froni L.) 

Nath. Ah, ladies, delighted. My dear Mrs. Primmers, so glad 
to see you so shortly again. 

Mrs. p. You haven't met Miss Lowborn, I believe, Mr. 
Nathan ? 

Nath. I'm pleased to meet you, my dear young lady. I called 
to see Mr. Phunnel. 

Lucy. He's engaged with aunty. Won't you be seated, sir ? 
I'll call him. Excuse me one moment, Mrs. Primmers. {Exit 
Lucy, r.) 

Nath. {bows). My dear Mrs. Primmers, I have a* charming 
morning's business with your husband and Mr. Rice. They will 
be here soon to see Mr. Phunnel. 

Mrs. p. Mr. Phunnel seems to be in demand. 

Nath. Ha, ha, ha ! that is good. Mr. Phunnel seems to be in 
demand. We will all soon see Mr. Phunnel, my dear Mrs. 
Primmers. 

{Enter Lucy, r.) 

Lucy. Mr. Phunnel will be with you in a minute, Mr. Nathan. 
You'll excuse us, won't you ? Mrs. Primmers, please come with 
me. Mr. Phunnel won't keep you waiting long, sir. {Exit LuCY 
and Mrs. P., l.) 

Nath. I'll wait. I've done nothing but wait since I got up 
this morning. I'll be a waiter next {slyly), though it wouldn't be 
the first time. I remember when Mrs. Nathan's father used to 
keep the little restaurant on Baxter Street. He hired me for a 
waiter. I waited till he died, and then married his daughter. He 
was one of the smartest men I ever saw. He fail five times in 
one year. Saturday nights, when he paid me my week's wages, he 
used to invite me to play poker with him in the little back parlor, 
and then he'd win the week's wages all back again. One night I 
thought I had him. He dealt me threefives. What could I do .-^ I 
bet a dollar and a half before the draw. He stayed, and I took 
two cards and caught anotheryfz/^? spot — four fives. What could 
I do? I bet two dollars; he raised me five. What could I do 
Vi'xXh four fve spots? I raised him five dollars, and he raised me 
back ten / What could I do with four five spots ? I called him. 



24 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 

And he had — four livht nine spots! {Enter Phunnel, r.) 
Mr. Phunnel, I beh'eve. My name is Nathan — Solomon Nathan 
— president of Schwartz Bros. & Nathan, Wall Street. 

Phun. I'm glad to meet you, my dear sir. 

Nath. Glad to meet me ! Do you know what I think, my 
friend, you don't look it ! If you'll be seated, my dear friend, I wish 
to have a little business conversation with you. ( 77iey sit, Phun. 
R., Nath. l. ; after a short pause.) I am an honest man ! 

Phun. I trust so, sir. 

Nath. {excitedly). You don't doubt it, do you? I want you to 
Understand, my friend, I don't stand no foolish business! 

Phun. {soothingly). I assure you, my dear sir — 

Nath. Well, then, my friend, we can talk nice and business- 
like. In the first place, you've got a certificate of deposit {cou- 
S2ilting memorandum) for $i 15,300.00 .-* 

Phun. My dear sir, my agent — 

Nath. Wait a minute, my friend, have you got it? 

Phun. I was about to say, sir, that my agent — 

Nath. Wait a minute, my friend. Have yon got it? 

Phun. I have ; here it is. {Producing it.) 

'^K'YK.' {snatching it). Why didn't you say so, my friend? 
{Cojnes forward, c.) 

Phun. {rising; excitedly). What, sir, do you mean? Return 
that to me instantly, sir, or I'll call an officer ! 

Nath. Wait a minute ; don't get excited, my friend. {Looking 
over certificate.) This calls for $115,300.00. Is this money all 
yours, my friend ? 

Phun. I deny your right to question me. 

Nath. Very well, my friend, then we understand each other. 
I happen to know that a certain part of this money does not belong 
to you, my friend. {Returns certificate.) 

Phun. Why — 

Nath. Wait a minute. I have been approached by Mr. Percy 
Primmers about lending him the money to carry on a suit brought 
to recover the balance of it, my friend. I am an honest man. 

Phun. So you remarked before. 

Nath. Will you wait a minute, my friend ? I want to talk nice 
with you. Do you think I was fool enough to advance money to 
push a suit if they got no show to win it ? 

Phun. What is all this to me ? 

Nath. One moment, tny friend. I happen to know among 
other things that I was robbed last night. Do you think I was fool 
enough tobelieve that a professional burglar would take a particu- 
lar package and leave thousands of dollars loose ? We have a 
cle7v, my friend. {Going to door, c.) 

Phun, Another clew ! 

Nath. {coming forward). And I want to tell you, as an honest 
man, that I don't want _y^//r money attached in a suit that I have an 
interest in, as long as you're a depositor with our house. I have 



COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 25 

a professional pride, my friend, and desire to protect my custom- 
ers. 

Phun. I am gratified, my dear sir, to know my interests are 
safe in your hands. 

{Eftter Stop., r.) 

Stop. I'm not so sure of that. 

Nath. {aside). I shall have a talk with the cyclone. 

Stop. This is Mr. Solomon Nathan, I believe ? 

Nath. {bows). Your belief is well founded, my dear madam. 

Phun. I wish to observe — 

Stop. Silence^ Phunnel ! 

Nath. {sitting l.). Ha, ha, ha! He wishes to observe. Ha, 
ha, ha ! 

Stop. Mr. Nathan! 

Nath. {?wt noticing). I'll bet five dollars and a half his obser- 
vation's limited when she's around — 

Stop. Mr. Nathan! 

Nath. {still not noticing). I'd like to see her bulldoze me — 

Stop. Mr. Nathan ! {Stamping her foot.) 

Nath. {jumping up). My dear madam — 

Stop. 1 think I overheard you say you have a professional 
pride in protecting your customers. You'll excuse me if I have 
my own idea as to that. 

Phun. My dear Miss Stopper — 

Stop. Silence., Phunnel! 

Nath. Ha, ha, ha ! 

Stop. Mr. Nathan! 

Nath. I'm all attention, my dear madam. 

Stop. I have here {proditcing check) a check for my part of 
the money Mr. Phunnel deposited with you, which I suppose will 
be duly honored. 

Nath, Most decidedly, my dear madam. {Looks over check 
and returns it.) That was all quite business-like. 

Stop. Then I think, sir, our business is at an end. {Very 
stiffly.) Good-mornings Mr. Nathan. This way, Phunnel. 

{Exit R. ; e7iter Mrs. P. and Lucy, who stand looking on, L.) 

Phun. {following Stop. ; turns and imitates her tone). Good- 
7nornings Mr. Nathan. 

{Exit Phun., r.; Nath. crosses to r., turns; Mrs. P. and Lucy 
laugh.) 

Mrs. p. Good-morning, Mr. Nathan. Ha, ha, ha! {Imitat- 
ino Phun. and Stop.) 

Nath. Ha, ha, ha ! You have your little joke, my dear young 
ladies. 

{Enter Prim., hurriedly, c.frojn l.) 

Prim. Ah, good-morning, Nathan. {To Mrs. P.) You here, 
my dear ! {To Lucy.) Miss Lucy, glad to see you. Excuse me, 



26 COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 

I'm in an awful hurry. Nathan, one moment. {Takes Nathan 
aside r., a?id whispers to him. Aloud.') I'll remain here till you 
come back. 

Nath. All right, my friend. Ladies, I wish you good-morning. 

Lucy. Good-morning, Mr. Nathan. 

Mrs. p. Good-morning, Mr. Nathan. Ha, ha, ha! 

{Exit Nath. c. to l.) 

Prim. Can I see your aunt a minute } {Enter Stot.., followed 
by Phun., r.) Ah ! here she is, and Mr. Phunnel. Glad to see 
you, Mr. Phunnel! Will you all kindly be seated a moment? I 
have a few words to say of interest to all of you. (Prim, stands c, 
others sit. Stop. r. c, Phun. r., Mrs. P. l. c, Lucy l.) 

Mrs. p. How mysterious we are, to be sure ! 

Prim, {impressively). I have the honor to be Counsel for the 
Plaintitf in a suit, brought to recover a certain sum of money left 
in trust to Mr. Phineas Phunnel by the late Timothy Rice ! 

Phunnel {rising). My dear sir — 

Stop. Sit dowji, Phunnel ! 

Prim. The package containing this money was stolen last night. 
I have to inform you that the thief has been found and has made a 
confession. 

Phunnel {starting). Made a confession I 

Prim. Implicating Phineas Phunnel as accessory! 

Phunnel {starting tip). It's a lie ! 

{Enter Frank c. fro7n l.) 

Frank {holding up paper). It is true ! 

{A II rise. Tableau?) 

Stop. Mercy ! what is this t {Goes to Lucy, l.) 
Frank. Simply that I hold in my hand a confession made by 
Mr. Little, cashier for Schwartz Brothers and Nathan, in which he 
charges that man {pointing to Phunnel) as his accomplice. The 
package has been found where it had been secreted by Little until a 
division of the plunder could be made. {Goes to r. Phunnel 
sneaks toward c. door). Wait one moment, Mr. Phunnel. (Phun- 
nel rushes for C. door.) Stop him ! 

{Enter Nathan c.fi'om l.) 

Nath. {leading Phunnel down stage to r.). One moment, my 
dear friend. I am so glad to meet you again so shortly my dear 
friend. I wish to talk a little business with you. Mr. Primmers, 
will you kindly explain to the ladies and gentlemen our business 
with our dear Mr. Phunnel ? 

Phunnel. Unhand me, sir ! 

Nath. One moment, my dear friend ! Now, Mr. Primmers, i"^ 
you please — 

Prim. (c. M:is. P. crosses to w. at back). I have only to say 



COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF. 2/ 

that we propose to withdraw our suit against Mr. Phunnel on con- 
dition that he turns over this money to Mr. Frank Rice, the right- 
ful heir. The motive for Mr. Phunnel's eccentric behavior Hes in 
the fact that to defend this suit would certainly leave him open to 
a criminal prosecution for fraud and possibly forgery. No one 
knows this better than he. We now propose to shorten litigation 
in the interest of my client by demanding Mr. Phunnel's signature 
to a formal transfer of this money, for which kindness on his part 
we promise not to send him and his friend Mr. Little to the peni- 
tentiary for robbery. 

Phunnel. This is blackmail! 

Nath. Call it what you please, my friend. Now sit down, my 
friend. I am an honest man, — sign it here (indicating place ott 
paper) . 

Phunnel {signs paper and dashes pen to the floor. Rising). 
You shall all answer for this ! 

Stop, (rising). Silence, &k . ^Looking at him with contetnpt.) 
Oh, you mean, perfidious wretch ! You cowardly thief I Leave 
this house, sir ; not a word — go ! 

{Exit Phunnel c. to l. Miss Stopper crosses to r., sits l. of 
table.) 

Lucy {leading Frank forward). Haven't you anything to say 
to Frank, Aunty? 

Stop. Mr. Frank Rice, I thought you were a fool. 

Frank {bows). Thank you. Miss Stopper. 

Stop. I have come to the conclusion I was the fool. 

Nath. Ha, ha, ha ! {Goes to l. at back). 

Stop. Sir! (To Frank.) Take her ; and look to yourself, sir, 
that you keep her. {Sits r. of table.) 

Nath. {cojning forward). I congratulate you, my dear young 
friends. (Looking at watch.) I have a business engagement in 
half an hour and must leave you. I want you all to come to Mrs. 
Nathan's reception Monday night. Ladies and gentlemen, I wish 
you good-morning. 

All. Goo6.-morni7tg, Mr. Nathan. Ha, ha, ha ! 

(Nathan backs out, bowing c. to l.). 
CURTAIN. 



By the author of " Out of His Sphere." 

Or. How Uncle Nathan Lost His Farm. 

A New England Drama in Three Acts. 

By DAVID HILL. 

Author of " Forced to the War," " Out of his Sphere," " Bound by an Oath," 
"The Granger," etc. 

Ten male and five female characters. Scenery, not difficult ; costumes, modern. 
This comedy-drama of New England life is of the general class to which " Old Jed 
Prouty " and " Joshua Whitcomb" belong. Its scenes, character and humor are rustic ; 
its interest, simple but strong Uncle Nathan is a strong part. Gipsy, the waif, is 
another. Mike and Joe, good Irish comedy characters. 

Price 25 cents. 

S'Y"2sro:PSIS : 

ACT I. Scene I. The bridal party. Ned Bardwell, the runaway. Uncle Nathan 
and Squire Crosby. "Thejinin'of your darter to my son has sealed a bond o' 
friendship atween us that ought to last a life time." Mike O'Connor and his new 
clothes. Fun by the bushel. Scene II. The midnight serenade. The blunder- 
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ain't." Ned, the runaway. His interview with Gipsy. A sudden farewell. Uncle 
Nathan excited. The serenaders happy. 

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and the bogus mine swindlers. Placer gold. The bogus offer and its refusal. 
Gipsy's warning. *' If you love your farm don't you sign those papers." Scene II. 
The gold mine of Rocky Run. Mike and Joe digging for gold. Gold in abundance. 
Uncle Nathan convinced. Mortgage on the farm. Gold bricks. A curious tablet. 
" Here — here is my tablet, Crosby. It shall be innocence beneath these papers, an' 
a God to witness 'em above, an' if evil is in 'em, may they burn the hearts of those 
who wrought 'em." The spectre among the rocks. Gipsy and the tin trunk. 
" Nathan Bardwell ! this is the gold mine of Rocky Run." 

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again. " Yeez can have her, Joe, yeez can have her." A good ducking. Gipsy to 
the rescue. Last day at the old farm. Ejected by the sheriff. Gipsy and the pistol. 
" Lay a finger upon me, and you'll find me a human tigress." Scene II. Blynn in 
search of his daughter. The mysterious letter in India ink. Ned Bardwell and 
Gipsy. Business first and love afterwards. The demand of Richard Blynn. Cros- 
by's refusal. The two Irishmen. "We've turned State's evidence, yer honor." 
End of the mortgage. Scene III. Visiting the old home. "Here we are, Maria, 
ereepin' up to our old home like two thieves in the night." Gipsy's welcome. A 
grand explanation. Blynn and Crosby give back the farm. Another surprise. Ned 
in the arms of his parents. Too happy for utterance. "Maria, I — I'm young 
again. I'm put back twenty years in life." A happy termination. 



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By A. VATTER and J. E. SPENCER. 

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Six male and three female characters. Time, the present. Scene, -^ 
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m ENTERTAINMENT IN TWO SCENES. 

By M. R. ORNE. 

For any number of characters, male or female, either or both, many or few, big or 
little. Scenery, simp'e ; costumes, those of our grandfather's days; time in playing, 
about forty minutes. The sketch carries the spectator back to his school-boy days in the 
little red school-house, and is surp. to be very popular. 

Price, ..... 15 cents. 

SYiMOI^SIS: 

SCENE I. Introductory. Going to school. Hookin' apples and hookin* Jack. Jokes 
and jollity. 

SCENE II. The old " deestrick skule " house. The scholars assemble. Calling the 
roll. Excuses. The new boys — "Julius Call and Billious Call." The stuttering 
boy. The infant class. " This is a warm doughnut ; tread on it." The arithmetic 
f class. •' Why does an elephant have a trunk?" A history lesson. One reason why 
George Washington's birthday is celebrated. A visitor. Somebody's "ma." A 
very delicate child. Some fun about pickles. A visit from the school convnittee. 
A school examination in " history, filoserpy, quotations, flirtations, an' kerdrilles." 
Head to foot. A very bad spell. Blackboard exercises. A motion song. A crush 
hat. More fun. A boy's composition on " boys." 



Walter H. Baker & Co., 23 Winter St., Boston. 



•. 4. PARKHILL * CO., rRINTERS, 222 FRANKLJN ST., BOSttfil. 



